President Bush to Take Job as Stand Up Comic
The speculation about what President Bush will do after leaving the Whitehouse is over. Today George W. Bush, unlucky 44th President of the United States, once again stunned the world, especially members of the embattled Republican Party, by announcing that he would be appearing in a famous Las Vegas casino and resort showroom as a stand up comic.
When questioned by a disbelieving press corp about his decision Bush commented “Well why not? The gig pays a lot better than my present job and besides I get great perks. Why the resort has even agreed to let me buzz around in their helicopter. It will be a lot more fun than cutting brush in Crawford, Texas.”
When asked about his experience for this type of demanding job Bush said “Are you kidding? I’ve had the best experience possible for an entertainment show. Look at the following video and you will see that I have practiced for the Las Vegas scene for the past nearly eight years.”
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