Bush Takes Tour of America to Survey Damage

US president George W. Bush has started his long delayed tour of all America to survey the horrible consequences of his disastrous presidency. When asked by reporters why he had waited so long to survey the damage Bush replied “I have been very comfortable in the Whitehouse. I still don’t think things are all that bad”.

Bush, a conservative compassionate man, did express his sorrow over the decline of the American standard of living that has occurred on his watch but never bothered to say “I’m sorry”.

It’s hard to say whether that’s a smirk or a heartfelt expression of compassion on president Bush’s face as he greets many of the over 300 million victims of his nearly eight years in office.

Reporters were amazed to hear a good number of American victims saying “never again, next time I’m voting for McCain”. Unoh. There may be some kind of gross disconnect here or else a significant number of Americans take a weird pleasure in punishment.

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

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