US president George W. Bush has started his long delayed tour of all America to survey the horrible consequences of his disastrous presidency. When asked by reporters why he had waited so long to survey the damage Bush replied “I have been very comfortable in the Whitehouse. I still don’t think things are all that bad”.
Bush, a conservative compassionate man, did express his sorrow over the decline of the American standard of living that has occurred on his watch but never bothered to say “I’m sorry”.
It’s hard to say whether that’s a smirk or a heartfelt expression of compassion on president Bush’s face as he greets many of the over 300 million victims of his nearly eight years in office.
Reporters were amazed to hear a good number of American victims saying “never again, next time I’m voting for McCain”. Unoh. There may be some kind of gross disconnect here or else a significant number of Americans take a weird pleasure in punishment.
Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency
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The speculation about what President Bush will do after leaving the Whitehouse is over. Today George W. Bush, unlucky 44th President of the United States, once again stunned the world, especially members of the embattled Republican Party, by announcing that he would be appearing in a famous Las Vegas casino and resort showroom as a stand up comic.
When questioned by a disbelieving press corp about his decision Bush commented “Well why not? The gig pays a lot better than my present job and besides I get great perks. Why the resort has even agreed to let me buzz around in their helicopter. It will be a lot more fun than cutting brush in Crawford, Texas.”
When asked about his experience for this type of demanding job Bush said “Are you kidding? I’ve had the best experience possible for an entertainment show. Look at the following video and you will see that I have practiced for the Las Vegas scene for the past nearly eight years.”
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Check out this video of our political leaders in action. What can one say except, Hey Dude?
When one remembers that these people are the leaders and wannabe leaders of the so called free world there is a tendency to start packing your bags and scanning the world map for more laid back and safer lands.
However, no place on earth is truly safe from these people. Globalization has not died out, it has just morphed into some sort of monster that no one has quite figured out yet. One thing for sure, the trickle down theory of the riches to be derived for average and poor people from globalization hasn’t worked out too well. The rich have continued to get richer and the poor have become more poor. And the middle class is on the way to being destroyed.
But you can bet you last bottom Dollar that no matter the cost to you the type of dudes at work in the video will not rest until they control every little last piece of earth on this planet. Including the one that has become your hideaway.
There is no escape unless you can find a deserted island. Even then you may soon find that the island is owned by a multi billionaire and he wants you off his land now. That is unless you are prepared to become his slave.
The bottom line. We are all doomed.
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